OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
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