I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Randomize
