Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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