That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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