Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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