yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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