Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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