Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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