Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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