oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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