Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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