She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
