How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
she peed on how many people?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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