Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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