you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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