Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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