I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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