i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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