You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Randomize
