roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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