Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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