Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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