Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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