You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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