i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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