nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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