garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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