Buhtt sex?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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