Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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