Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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