p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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