Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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