I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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