i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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