420 ftw
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Every concussion has its silver lining
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
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