Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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