Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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