Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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