I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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