your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
no, he came in my armpit
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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