my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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