forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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