If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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