Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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