last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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