at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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