I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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