I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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