used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Randomize
