Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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