what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
accomplished twins. life is a go
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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