we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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