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let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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