are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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