He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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