I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Tornado booty call.. dedication
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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