In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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